Shakespeare Parodies

I’m surprised I’d missed Shakespeare Parodies until now, given the obvious URL. It’s cute. It pains me that he has a typo in the title of the homepage, though (“colection”). Here’s how my favorite scene from Hamlet gets lambasted:

HAMLET
Now, Mother, what’s the matter?

QUEEN
Hamlet, thou hast thy father much offended.

HAMLET
Mother, thou hast my father much offended.

QUEEN
Come, come, you answer with an idle tongue

HAMLET
Go, go, you question with a wicked tongue.
And thou hast my father much offended!

QUEEN
Have you forgotten who I am?

HAMLET
No! You are the Queen, your husband’s
brother’s wife; and — would it were not so —
you are my mother! And thou hast my father
much offended! Let’s see you top that!

QUEEN
I don’t understand a word you’re saying.

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