The more Shakespeare you learn, the more you see, and that is delightful—most of the time; however, as the brain becomes more and more filled with Shakespeare, the Shakespeare tends to get mixed up with everything else. As an example, Bardfilm has compiled a list of the Shakespearean’s most frequently misquoted movie quotes. Enjoy!
Love means never having to say you’re sorry. It also means drinking the poison right before your true love, the one you thought was dead, wakes up.
Is this a dagger that I see before me, the handle toward my hand, or are you just happy to see me?
You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do you, Puck?
I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse: A pound of flesh for 3,000 ducats.
Hamlet: “Hello. My name is Hamlet of Elsinore. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” Claudius: “Stop saying that!”
What we’ve got here, Yorick, is a failure to communicate.
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give an incestuous, murderous, damnèd Dane.
I’m as mad as Lear, and I’m not going to take it any more!
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Then again, I thought that about Iago.
Show me the ducats!
Back to Milan, eh—with all this lot? You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
I see dead people. You know, the ghost of Lady Anne, the ghost of Hastings, the ghosts of the princes, the ghost of Buckingham—that kind of thing.
You had me at “Forsooth.”
Keep your Iagos close; but keep your Cassios closer.
“Open the pod bay doors, Hal.” “Shut up, Falstaff.”
Demetrius, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Athens anymore.
[Singing wistfully] Nothing comes from nothing; nothing ever could. / But somewhere in her youth or childhood, / I must have smacked Cordelia good.
Striker: “S’blood, you can’t be serious!” Rumack: “I am serious . . . and don’t call me S’blood.”
“What is between you, Ophelia? Give me up the truth.” “The truth? You can’t handle the truth!”
Horses? We ain’t got no horses! We don’t need no horses! I don’t have to show you any stinking horses! So keep your lousy kingdom, which seems to be in a right shambles in any case.
Get your stinking paws off me, you incestuous, murderous, damnèd dirty Dane!
Of all the taverns in all the streets in all Eastcheap, she walks into mine.
Gertrude: [Flails about in agony, dies.] Claudius: I’ll have what she’s having.
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