Normally for my lunch break I go for a walk around the block. Today it’s raining so I cut it short, and returning to the company kitchen I see our CEO is hanging out, talking to some coworkers of mine. As I’m getting my lunch out of the refrigerator I clearly hear him say, “…the works of Shakespeare…” but I don’t have the context for any other part of the story.
I quickly step up behind him and stand there, waiting for a break. Everybody sees me but him.
“You rang?” I ask. “I heard my word.”
He jumps, spins, and says, “Geez you’re like an elf! Say the magic word and *poof* you appear.”
I’m totally ok with writing that into my job description.