Starring Paul Giamatti As Malcolm III?

AI-generated Paul Giamatti as William Shakespeare

Paul Giamatti is all over my newsfeeds this morning, and not just for his Oscar-nominated turn in The Holdovers. It seems that Mr. Giamatti has joined the ranks of celebrities having their genealogy researched, and … we have a Shakespeare sighting, people! Specifically, Giamatti appears to be a direct descendant of Malcolm III.

“I learned that in my genealogy I am evidently directly descended from Malcolm the Third. King Malcolm III, known as ‘King Malcolm III – The Big Head’,” he said. “I think like ‘The Big Cheese’ is what they meant. Apparently I am a direct descendent.”

Giamatti does have a little Shakespeare in his resume of 118 IMDB credits. However, although he was both in The Ides of March (2011) and played King John in Ironclad (2011), neither is a Shakespeare adaptation. In 2013, he played Friar Laurence in Julian Fellowes’ adaptation of Romeo and Juliet.

Wait, Those People Were Real?

Coincidentally, I had just been researching this when a Reddit thread came up asking about the true role of eldest sons in ancient Scotland, whether Malcolm would have succeeded Duncan, and whether Duncan’s choice had to be approved. I think most people realize that Macbeth was a real king, but not necessarily that most of the characters—Duncan and Malcolm in particular—were also real.

Although this history is so ancient that it’s hard to know for sure (did Banquo and Fleance even exist?), the story goes very similar to how Macbeth wrote it—Macbeth killed Duncan, and Duncan’s son Malcolm killed Macbeth. The big factual difference between history and Shakespeare’s story is that the real Macbeth had a stepson, Lulach, who became king after Macbeth was killed. No matter, though—Malcolm killed him, too.

Welcome Home, New Shakespearean Moon!

Which Shakespeare character should be cemented among the stars? Astronomers are naming Uranus’ new moon after a Shakespeare character!

The 27 moons of Uranus are named after literary figures, and the majority are Shakespeare characters. With astronomers’ recent discovery of a 28th moon, the theme must be upheld! As of now, this new moon is not named – the perfect task for Shakespeare and astronomy lovers alike.

So far, the following characters already have moons named after them:

  1. Titania (A Midsummer Night’s Dream)
  2. Oberon (A Midsummer Night’s Dream)
  3. Miranda (The Tempest)
  4. Cordelia (King Lear)
  5. Ophelia (Hamlet)
  6. Bianca (Taming of the Shrew)
  7. Cressida (Troilus and Cressida)
  8. Desdemona (Othello)
  9. Juliet (Romeo and Juliet)
  10. Portia (The Merchant of Venice)
  11. Rosalind (As You Like It)
  12. Puck (A Midsummer Night’s Dream)
  13. Caliban (The Tempest)
  14. Sycorax (The Tempest)
  15. Prospero (The Tempest)
  16. Setebos (The Tempest)
  17. Stephano (The Tempest)
  18. Trinculo (The Tempest)
  19. Francisco (The Tempest)
  20. Margaret (Richard III)
  21. Ferdinand (The Tempest)
  22. Pedita (The Winter’s Tale)
  23. Mab (Romeo and Juliet)
  24. Cupid (Much Ado About Nothing)
  25. Ariel* (Named after the character in The Rape of the Lock, but also a Tempest character!)

This new moon of Uranus, called S/2023 U1, is potentially the smallest moon and only ~5 miles in diameter. Take a look at the picture. Does this spark any naming inspiration?

Image credit: Scott Sheppard / Carnegie Institute for Science via CBS News

My Shakespeare Book Nook

Shakespeare Book Nook Bookshelf Puzzle

These cool puzzles were all over TikTok a few months ago. My children, at this point, are all trained to see Shakespeare merchandise that I don’t already have and grab it, so I was happy to see that my son found the Shakespeare version (it comes in several different versions).

It’s called a “Book Nook,” and the idea is for it to sit on your bookshelf and represent this complete little world. At least, that’s how I interpret it. I’ve made a video so you can take a look inside. It’s quite detailed – almost all of the individual books have accurate titles, including plenty of Shakespeare (though this is probably not obvious in the video).

I will say that it was quite a challenge to put together. The entire thing is flat-packed like Ikea furniture, so you must snap out every piece. The books are all two pieces – the body and then a sticker – so you can imagine where there are shelves or stacks of multiple books. There are potted plants, rolled-up posters…even the open book sitting on the comfy chair is a fancy sticker. My son eventually had to help me put it together at the end. My hands were just too big (and my eyes too old) to see it through to the finish. But that makes it more special.

I love the depth of dimension it manages to get. Note the staircase in the back and the upper balcony. The mirror really gives that illusion of a continuing space.

If you like puzzles, it’s definitely a neat project. Make sure you have a cool place to show it off. I definitely think it needs to sit between some books – if you just leave it standing on its own it looks a little like a phone booth.

Available for purchase on Amazon.

Spiderman and Juliet

https://www.whatsonstage.com/news/tom-holland-to-star-in-jamie-lloyds-romeo-and-juliet-in-the-west-end_1569505/

Spiderman and Juliet, AI-generated

Move over, Tom Hiddleston, Benedict Cumberbatch, Sirs Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen — there’s a new Marvel hero nipping at your heels to tread the Shakespearean boards. Spiderman himself, Tom Holland.

I wish more of these were filmed. On the one hand, I get the allure of live theatre, but at the same time, the audience feels just so limited in both space and time. Live theatre is ephemeral. If you’re not there, then, you miss it. You don’t even get a rewind button. But film it, and it exists forever for everyone.

Young Mr. Holland does have stage experience, having previously played Billy Elliot. I don’t know if this is his first attempt at Shakespeare.

Break a leg, Spiderman!

Shakespeare For Kids – Free on Kindle (for a Limited Time!)

Disclaimer – I was sent a press release, I have not personally read these books. My kids are a little old for the intended audience now, anyway. But they’re legit free, at least for an introductory period, so it’s an opportunity to grab them if you’re looking for some material for the 6 – 12 age group.

Welcome to “Shakespeare for Kids” – a delightful book series that brings the magic of William Shakespeare’s timeless stories to life for a younger audience! Our series opens up the world of classic literature, making it accessible, engaging, and heaps of fun for children to explore.

Shakespaere For Kids Hamlet

Perfect for young readers aged 6-12, as well as for parents and teachers who wish to introduce the Bard’s masterpieces in an approachable manner, “Shakespeare for Kids” ensures that learning about literature is both educational and entertaining.

Shakespeare For Kids Romeo and Juliet

Let your children’s adventure with the greatest playwright of all time begin today! Pick up a “Shakespeare for Kids” book and let the curtain rise on their exciting journey through the timeless world of William Shakespeare.

FREE on Kindle for a limited time!