[ This could turn not-safe-for-work (NSFW) pretty quickly, so beware …. ] We’ve had Bawdy Shakespeare and Filthy Shakespeare. Whether or not you believe that every other word out of Shakespeare’s mouth was a euphemism for naughty bits, the simple truth is that these topics have long been one of the most popular Google searches. So, to have some fun and make it easy for the high school kids who want something to giggle at in English class, I ask : what’s your favorite Shakespeare dirty joke? One of my favorites, I can’t even really do justice here – but I’m talking about the scene in Comedy of Errors between Dromio and Antipholus of Syracuse. Claiming that his newly discovered wife is “spherical like a globe” and that he “could name countries in her”, they do a hysterical schtick where Antipholus asks “Where was Ireland? What about Spain? France?” until finally getting in a big finish when he asks about her Netherlands. Here’s a link to the full script, I can’t at the moment find a better link. I count this among favorites because, when I saw it performed, I laughed hysterically. Malvolio’s comment in Twelfth Night about “her C’s, U’s and T’s” might be more filthy, but I don’t know that it’s as funny. And I’ve always assumed that Hamlet was trying to be offensive, not funny, when he asked about country matters.