Caesar and Brutus

“Why is the play called Julius Caesar if he dies half way through? Isn’t it really about Brutus?”
That’s a common enough question for a high school English exam. Future students who are going to go googling for an answer to that one will hopefully stumbled across David (“Master of Verona”) Blixt’s post on the subject in which he combines his not inconsiderable Shakespeare experience with his recent research in Roman history to answer this and many more questions. It’s certainly true now that most people have trouble separating what really happened to Caesar, and who he was as a person, from what Shakespeare had to say about him.
In fact, David’s post is an announcement of the play he’s just written, which takes place between Caesar and Brutus the night before the Ides of March. “The great flaw, to me,” writes Blixt, “has always been the lack of interaction betwen Caesar and Brutus. For men with such a tangled personal and political history, the play is remarkably slient regarding their past.”
Sounds like a great idea to me, and I wish him much success with the project!

A Gift for Shakespeare Geek Readers : Words, Words, Words

I love it when my kids play Shakespeare puzzles. So much so that, as a programmer, I’m often on the hunt for puzzle generator programs so that I can fill in my own subject matter.

Well, I found a word search generator recently, and while I get it to the point where I need it for my kids, I thought I’d share it with you all. Of course, you get the hard version. Ready?

O V R U K U E A F D C D N O L V D A T T
R R O D E C C L E O P A T R A U E I X L
T O D U N C A N R R R H T C A S S I O V
L G E R T R U D E M E T R I U S D E H K
C R R M T A E C O L T O I Y F T E A M E
O E I V O L I C L E S S P N D O M C A T
C X G L I R U O U A E P I H B L O T C R
V M O A T L E A L O C U E U E R N L D O
L A N A U I R I C R U C B T N L A O U I
E C E L C I N E I L O K A R E U I S F Y
H B R O R D X D D A L D N K D O T A F I
S E I I E T S G R N G L Q I I O S F T I
C T L V M R H A U D A O U L C I A I L C
D H U E A O E R N O A S O J K T B A A Y
A N T O N Y R U Y S I V Y U S A E I B S
N M A I O A M F I S N F Z L U R S V Y U
B B S O R D I L L E A R A I T O F I T A
T R U R E G A N B H T F I E U H R L I T
O S S L B I C A S S I U S T R A A O R L
S E R S O A D D R T T O L I B C D R F U

So, here’s the catch – I’m not telling you the words I’ve hidden in it. What I will tell you is this:

  • It’s all character names.
  • There’s 50 of them. All one word each, I haven’t gotten tricky with stuff like “Richard III” or things like that. Kings and other titled people, if I’ve included any (hint hint), would be represented by their single identifiable name. So for instance “Duke of Cornwall” would show up as Cornwall. If he’s in there. Which he’s not.
  • Not all the plays are represented, and the plays that are represented are not all represented evenly – some have half a dozen or more entries, some have just one or two.
  • Since I made the list off the top of my head, long time readers get a bonus in knowing which plays I’m most familiar with and more likely to go to for content 🙂

This is not a contest, there is no prize. What I will do, however, is announce the name of the winner in a future blog post, if people want to play it like that. So you can proudly declare yourself a geek on a number of levels, and show all your friends. Whoever sends me back the list of 50 names first will be declared the winner. I’m not going to require you send me a scanned copy of the puzzle where you found all the names, I’ll assume that if you get the list right you must have found them all.

Have fun!

Shakespeare Wish List

[ I may, if I can find the time, put together a Buyer’s Guide for Shakespeare Gifts. This is not that post. ]
I don’t have any special Shakespeare things on my Christmas list this year. In the past i’ve gotten DVDs, books, action figures, pillows, a watch. My 6yr old in particular likes to think of Shakespeare as an adjective meaning “stuff Daddy likes” and for years has told me, on holidays, “We’re getting you 16 Shakespeare things!” because she knows it will make me happy ;).
Don’t tell my wife, but last night while watching Miracle on 34th Street my wife non-chalantly picked up her Netbook and logged on. “No fair!” I claim, having been busted for this behavior in the past, “Family time. Computers off.”
“I just have to check the status of something,” she says.
The 6yr old is sitting next to her, and reads over her shoulder. With a gasp she says “Hamlet!” and my wife immediately shushes her and tells her to watch the movie. I don’t know if she knows that I heard that.
So, see, now I’m intrigued. I’d gather that means that I’m getting a Hamlet something for Christmas. But I have no idea what it could be. The only logical thing I can think of is Kenneth Brannagh’s Hamlet on DVD, but that new release is Bluray, and we don’t have Bluray (she knows this, at least I hope she knows this). Although I don’t have that movie in my collection either way, so if she’s getting me the older version that’ll be nice, too. 🙂
By the way, this is not my request for people to tell me what other Hamlet products it could be, that’d take away the fun. She’s not mentioned it to me at all, or even asked for ideas, so whatever it is she’s thought of it entirely on her own, which is exactly how i like my Christmas presents. Some people do that whole “Pick out your own thing and I’ll just wrap it up for you” nonsense, but I don’t see it.
What Shakespeare stuff is on your list?

Don’t forget, there’s always Shakespeare Geek Merchandise! And I just lowered the price on my book, too!

Beware the Geeklet Uprising

Note, this post has no Shakespeare in it, just my geeklets. But it’s really the only forum I have to tell stories about how smart my geeklet kids are, and are becoming.

Story #1 : We’re watching a Christmas movie, I’m building a fire in the fireplace. During a commercial my 6yr old – the *6* year old, normally the quiet one – asks me, “How do you make fire?”

Now, I’ve always had a policy of answering their questions as honestly as I can, and I can predict where this is going. I can answer it one of two ways. I pick the easy way. “Well,” I tell her, “You start with a very small fire, like by lighting a match. Then you put things on that fire that burn really easily, like paper. Then you go to small wood, and then bigger wood, and each time you add stuff you get more fire until finally you have a big fire in the fire place.”

“Yes,” she says, “But how do you *make* fire? Where does that first fire come from?”

Visions of E=mc2, mass and energy flash through my brain, trying to figure out how to answer that far more interesting question (which, really, I knew was what she was asking). Luckily, though, the Christmas movie comes back on and she’s no longer all that interested. She is 6, after all. Bullet dodged!

Story #2 : We are watching Miracle on 34th Street, which is an interesting experiment in a house where the children range from 4 to 8 and my wife’s never seen it. So the burden is on me to determine whether this movie, which if you’ve not seen it is basically about a whole bunch of adults trying to convince a child that Santa Claus doesn’t exist, is appropriate for my kids. Are they going to come away believing (which all of them do, by the way), or not?

The movie is a pleasant surprise and basically takes a stand on the message that “No matter what anybody tells you, you can choose to believe things for yourself.” We’ve not yet finished it, so when the kids go to bed each night there’s a million questions. Last night I tried to explain to my 8yr old the difference between “know” and “believe”.

I pick up one of her stuffed animals and hide one hand behind it. “Do you know how many fingers I’m holding up?” I ask.

“No,” she says.

“I’m holding up 1 finger,” I tell her. “Now do you know that I’m holding up one finger, or do you believe that I’m holding up one finger?”

“I know you’re holding up one finger.”

I move the doll to reveal that I am, in fact, holding up 2 fingers. I put the doll back in front of my hand.

“Now,” I said, “Do you believe I’m holding up 2 fingers, or do you know that I’m holding up 2 fingers?”

“I believe you’re holding up 2 fingers,” she says.

“No,” I tell her, “You know I’m holding up 2 fingers because you just saw it.”

“I know,” she says, “But now that your hand is behind the doll again you could have changed how many you put up.”

…. That was actually going to be my next point, and she beat me to it.
You know that scene in all the good science fiction movies where the creation begins to learn faster than the creator can control it, and eventually takes over the world? Yeah, I have moments like that all the time. Wouldn’t have it any other way!  Rise of the Geeklet.