Review : The Secret Confessions of Anne Shakespeare

Score one for my mom, who has apparently been paying attention when I talk.  A few weeks ago she handed me Arliss Ryan’s The Secret Confessions of Anne Shakespeare
, which she’d picked up at a yard sale for fifty cents.  “I saw Shakespeare and thought of you,” she told me.  I enjoy that this is the response to Shakespeare people in my life have, “Oh Duane would like this.”

I thank her for the gift, and based on the cover art I assume that it is a young adult piece of fiction that I can hand over to my daughters.  Nevertheless I decide to read it.  It does not go past me that a) I blogged about this as a new arrival in February of this year, and b) it’s still got it’s $15.00 price tag on it from Borders, and my mom found it for 50 cents.  So I do not have high hopes for a book that tumbled so quickly out of sight.

I have to say, I am pleasantly surprised.  First of all it
is not young adult.  It does not take long at all for Mistress Hathaway to meet young Master Shakespeare, and all sorts of things are being unbuttoned and unlaced very quickly.  My kids aren’t seeing this one anytime soon.  So forget the young adult thing, this is more of I guess what you’d call a “historical romance.”  (Although I am left wondering, since the book basically starts with them getting married when Anne was what, 28? Why is there a young teenage girl on the cover?)
Once I realized what I was reading, everything fell into place.  This is to be your classic “behind every great man is a woman” story.  Will Shakespeare, forced into a loveless marriage and unhappy with his life in Stratford, runs away to London to make a name for himself.  What does Anne Shakespeare do?  Why, follows him of course.  Leaving her children to the care of the Shakespeares, forever loyal Anne (who continually repeats her mantra that she married for life) packs some belongings, hitches up her skirt and heads off to London as well.

What happens next?  Why, she writes Shakespeare’s plays, of course. 🙂  I’m only half kidding.  Using the story that she is Shakespeare’s sister, not his wife (thus allowing both of them many freedoms a married couple would not have been allowed), she quickly gets a job copying scripts for him, which turns into a job (unknown to anyone else) helping him edit and, soon, write the plays.  How many?  I won’t spoil it.  In this book’s world, her contribution is … not small.

I am very pleased with the amount of detail that’s gone into the biographical portions.  All of the details of Shakespeare’s life that I would expect are accounted for – Greene’s Groatsworth, the back story behind the sonnets, Marlowe’s bar fight, the night time raid on the Globe, Hamnet’s death, etc… The author appears to have done some research.

The downside, however, is in the treatment of the plays. It looks pretty obvious to me that the author took her own opinion of the plays, and pasted that over her storyline.  Falstaff and Hamlet are their greatest creations (makes you wonder what role Bloom played in the research, doesn’t it?), while King Lear gets nary a mention, other than to say that it’s the saddest of the lot, and is part of a comedy sequence involving Shakespeare trying to figure out how to make it rain in his theatre.  Most of the later plays are dismissed as “not our best work.”  Coriolanus is singled out with “no one will be quoting that one in twenty years.”  And it is a fairly obvious modern woman who heaps her scorn upon Two Gentlemen of Verona, and not a historically accurate Anne Hathaway.  The author may hate that one, but the words she put into Anne’s mouth seemed pretty out of place for anybody that pays attention to more plays than just “the big ones.”

Oh, and the Dark Lady of the sonnets gets completely brushed off, which to me screamed simply that the author didn’t want to take a stand on that one (or, did not have the research to do so).  From her perspective, she knows that her husband has women on the side, so if he writes about one in particular in his sonnets, so what is it to her?  The only obvious thing here is that the sonnets are supposedly autobiographical. Take that how you please.

Another disappointing bit is that she seems to just plain get bored detailing how the plays came to be.  They start out strong, and there’s good back story for why the Henry plays were written, and in that order.  But it’s not long before the plot chugs along as quickly as “Oh, the new Scottish king likes witches, does he?  Here, let’s bang out Macbeth” or “I’m feeling a bit jealous today, oh look there’s a new Italian story on the market nobody’s done yet let me just run home and whip up Othello.”  But even then, later in the book the two Shakespeares will bemoan that they’ll only be remembered for “the great ones like Hamlet, Macbeth, Othello.”  Other than with Hamlet and Falstaff (and maybe a little Romeo and Juliet), there is very little time spent on “Wow, we wrote a masterpiece that will be spoken of for centuries to come.”  It’s all just “Shakespeare became a successful playwright by giving the audience what they wanted.”

It is an entertaining book, don’t get me wrong. I want my wife to read it. I think it’s written for a very specific audience.  Clearly a romance novel.  Anne, the ever loyal wife stuck in a loveless marriage, tries everything to make it work.  But darn it she’s still a woman, she still has needs, and she finds ways to fill those needs.

This is an good book not precisely for a Shakespeare fan, but for someone close to a Shakespeare fan.  You want your family and your friends to get the details of Shakespeare’s life? To share a little bit of your passion for the subject with them, without boring them to tears or talking over their heads?  That’s where a book like this comes in.  The details are basically right. I would much rather have somebody start with this book and explain to them where the story is not historically accurate, than for them to fall victim to any number of Authorship theories and have to start them over from scratch. This book knows that it is fiction.

Pick it up
and give it to a loved one, like my mom did, and like I’m going to do.

A Personal Milestone, Achieved

A funny thing happened today on Twitter. I’ve now (at least, at the moment!) got more followers than the Folger Library.

I know, Twitter is pretty much the very definition of trivial, people telling other people what they had for breakfast.  And I know that celebrities like Ashton Kutcher and Lady Gaga number their followers in the millions.
But at least for a moment, at least for our tiny little Shakespearean corner of that universe, I’ve potentially got more people listening to me than to the Folger itself.

Think about that for a second.

This is no dig at Folger, not by a long shot.  They are who they are, after all – the center of the Shakespeare universe (* at least in the US – Stratford may have some commentary on that subject).  They use Twitter less than I do, and they use it for different purposes (although they do, frequently and generously, re-tweet many of the silly games that Bardfilm and I come up with).

And here I sit, a computer engineer without even an academic background in the subject, with a following that surpasses theirs.

It’s moments like this that make me fascinated by social media.  Why do I have more followers? Is it because I use the service more?  I don’t think that’s it.  I’ve got maybe 6000 tweets. I’ll show you people that have 20,000 and still only a fraction of the followers. I think it’s because I am deliberately going out and reaching as *wide* an audience as I possibly can, using Shakespeare as my vehicle. 

There’s an audience of Shakespeare lovers.  No doubt.  I count myself among them.  When I see a search engine I always type “Shakespeare” first, to see what I get.  It doesn’t take long for all of us to find each other and share the love on all these different networks.

What I’m going after is every single person who even *recognizes* Shakespeare.  I make Shakespeare jokes.  Lots of em.  Today, during the hashtag “Once you’re married you can’t…”  I wrote, “…poison your husband and marry his brother.”  I honestly don’t know how many people recognized it as a Hamlet reference and how many just thought it something funny for a married person to say, but that little quote alone brought in over 100 followers.  Surely they see the Shakespeare in my name, ShakespeareGeek. They have to know what they’re getting into, right? 🙂

I guess what I’m trying to say is that when you look at the Folger (or the Shakespeare Birthplace Trust, or Stanley Wells, or any other big names in the Shakespeare game), and the people who seek them out and follow them, you think “That tells me something about that person.  That person likes Shakespeare.”  When you look at the folks who follow me?  I want you to think, “That says something about Shakespeare.”  The appeal is universal, and I’m looking to prove it every day.

Thanks to everybody that’s joined in the Twitter fun!  If you haven’t yet, what are you waiting for?

Shakespeare Flash Mob – Forming Now!

I’ve always wondered if people did these!  I know it’s short notice, but Theatre All Around out of Manchester, NH is doing a Shakespeare flash mob later this week.  They appear to be in desperate need of some bodies (as in, “if we can’t get enough people we can’t do it at all”), so if you’re in the neighborhood, get in contact and see if you can help them out!  You can be “on book” so no need to worry about memorizing on short notice.  You just need to be a willing body.

She Didn’t Call You Because…

Flying solo this time, I spotted the #shedidntcallbecause tag on Twitter and the rest, as they say, is history.

She Didn’t Call You Because…

  • …you stabbed her dad.  She’s out picking flowers to make herself feel better.
  •  …Friar Laurence buried her alive, and she’s got no cell reception in the tomb.
  • …yo, seriously, her dad is crazy. Thinks he’s a wizard. Said he’d chain you up and turn you into a slave if she talked to you again. 
  • …she’s washing the blood off her hands and dropped the phone in the sink.
  • …you wrongly accused her of getting pregnant by your best friend, and she had to go into hiding for 16 years.
  • …she said to tell you she was going to go play with her pet snake.
  • …you called her a whore and broke up with her. On your wedding day. Who does that?
  • …all you were offering was mac and cheese, and Titus invited her over for pie.
  • …you may have put the roofie in her drink, but she went home with some other ass.
  • …you’ve got a pillow over her face.

Starring Mrs. Peacock as Gertrude

Seriously, folks, if you’re not following the fun on Twitter, you miss out on cool stuff like this.
You know it’s going to be a fun (and unproductive!) day when you arrive at work, fire up the computer, and see that BardFilm (aka KJ) has started in on a new Twitter hashtag game he calls, “Shakespeare described in Clue Terminology.”  If you’ve never played Clue this game will probably make no sense to you, but basically it involved guessing the solution to a mystery in the form of <character> in <the location> with <the weapon>.  
 
Here are some of the best. I wish I could get a cut-and-paste out of Twitter in a useable way so I could credit everybody with every line, but that would truthfully take me an hour to format properly.  Instead I’ve left them all anonymous – including KJ’s and my contributions – so it’s fair.  If you click that link up there you may still see some traffic on Twitter, but it does scroll off after a while which is the main reason I want to get the results documented.
  • It was Iago on the Island of Cyprus with the Handkerchief. 
  • Claudius in the Orchard with the Vial of Ear Poison Thingie.
  • Titus in the kitchen with the pie. 
  • It was Richard III in the Winter of Discontent with the EVERYTHING.
  • Claudio at the Wedding with the Accusation of Infidelity. 
  • Ophelia in the river with the flowers.  (too soon?)
     
  • Gertrude on the Riverbank with the Alibi! 
  • It was Juliet in the tomb with a happy dagger
  • Friar Laurence in the tomb with the poorly executed plan.  He gets credit for a two-fer.
     
  • Timon in the Cave with the Misogyny.  
  • Claudius in the duel with the Laertes. (Think about it. 🙂 )
     
  • Oberon with the Love Juice in the Bower.   [Sounds naughty, but isn’t.]
  • Shylock in the Courtroom with the Scales. 
  • Caesar, in the senate, with the failure to heed soothsayers. 
  • Antony at the Base of the Tower with the Ill-advised Credulity. 
  • Brutus in the End with the Ides. 
  • Henry in the Field with the Agincourt.  
  • Helena, in the bed, with the questionable morality.
  • Richard on the battlefield without a horse
  • Oliver in the Forest of Arden with the Deus Ex Machina. 
  • Cornwall in Gloucester’s Castle with the Regan.  
  • Cordelia, in the Beginning, with the Nothing. 
  • It was Romeo at the Party with the Best Pick-Up Lines Ever. 
  • It was the Oxfordians in the Conspiracy with the Stupidity. 
  • It was Oxford in the Anonymity with the Education. 
  • Cassius, in his tent, with the Pindarus
  • Iago in Othello’s ears with words
  • It was Paulina in the Winter’s Tale with the Sixteen-Years-of-Deception.
     
  • Falstaff in the Pub.  That’s all.