How Should We Deal With Anonymous?

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We all know that it’s coming – Anonymous, the “Shakespeare didn’t write his plays” movie. I’m getting inundated by articles and events both pro and con, on a daily basis.

I’m torn about what to do.  On the one hand, as one of the bigger places where we talk about events in the Shakespeare-related community, I feel somewhat obliged to do something more than ignore it.

However, I also think that we’re making it a bigger deal than it needs to be.  I saw somebody the other day saying that this movie is poised to significantly alter people’s perceptions of Shakespeare’s authorship for generations to come.  Are you kidding me? It’s just a movie by a guy known primarily for disaster flicks.  I am expecting people to care as much about the authorship question after this movie as they do before it – some people will have an opinion that will not change, and some people will continue not to care.  I feel pretty safe in thinking that if somebody was actually convinced to believe the Oxford theory based solely on this movie? Any Stratfordian would not find that a difficult debate to win.  Shakespeare in Love came out, what, 10+ years ago? And I’ve yet to meet someone who thinks that Shakespeare’s life was anything like that.

So, I’m putting it open to discussion. Do you want to hear about every (well, most) bit of goings-on regarding this event? Do you think we should be making a more active effort to shoot it down before it catches on like the folks at the Shakespeare Birthplace Trust are doing with their “60 Minutes” project?  I fear that if we actually take up the trolls on this one, we’ll have to spend all of our time dealing with questions of whether Shakespeare was a gay atheist, too.

Best of “Shakespearean First Drafts”

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I got into work this morning to a note from Bardfilm that he’d started a new game on Twitter that he called, “Shakespearean First Drafts”.  As has become our new policy, here’s a best-of post for posterity:
  • “We are all made of dream stuff.”
  •  “Hey look, it’s Juliet up in the balcony. Hi, Juliet!”
  •  “Brutus is a cool dude.  All these dudes, are cool dudes.”
  • “For aught that ever I could read, / The course of true love never was a walk i’ th’ park.”
  • “Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio. Crummy clown, bad material.”
  • “Wanted: 1 horse. 10 bucks. Willing to negotiate. Call Rick ASAP.”
  • “Anyone got a horse? Cause I really need one, like right now.”
  • Claudius: How is’t the clouds still hang on you? Hamlet: You suck! You’re not my real dad!
  • “Holy crap, it’s Yorick! Yorick died? When the frick did that happen?”
  • “And you, also, are among these conspirators? Oh, Brutus. Really?”
  • “My mistress’ eyes are almost like the sun. Something like? Nearly like? Partly?”
  • “By the tickling of my nose, something evil this way blows.”
  • “To be or not – I’m kinda leaning one way, but I’m a bit on the fence, you know?”
  • “Two loves I have, of comfort and despair, / And darned if I know what to do with either one.”
  • “The game’s a toe!”
  • “Darn it, Goneril just said what I was gonna say.”
  • “There’s something a bit off in the state of Denmark.”

Somebody’s Doing Virtual Shakespeare Monkeys (Again)

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I almost missed it, but looks like the idea of writing computer code to simulate the “infinite monkeys typing Shakespeare” thing has come around again.

As a programmer, I know what it’s like to have free time and to do stuff like this (well, I used to :)).  So we won’t debate the uselessness, or the apparent misunderstanding between “infinite” and “millions and millions.”  You can have all the millions you want, it’s still not infinite.

Instead I’ll just point out that it’s been done before. The source link is long dead, but my blog post back in 2005 should serve as proof that the idea is far from a new one.

When is somebody going to try the Schroedinger’s Cat experiment, and give the monkeys a rest?

Tempest Puppets

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This story about a rock music Tempest puppet show sounded very interesting, and then I spotted the caption on the first picture: “We have no respect for the play.” Uh oh.

Later, thankfully, the quote is put into a bit better context:

“We wanted to make The Tempest quite easily understandable,” continues
McCarthy. “We’re using Shakespeare and if we want to change it, we
change it. We have no respect for it, I suppose.”

This being German, the story then goes on to discuss whether puppets are inherently a children’s show, and ends with a description of one particular show (not Shakespeare) that involved sadomasochistic puppets performing sex acts. Yikes.

R3 Experiment : Funny Villains

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I’m not quite sure how to categorize this, but when I got to Richard saying something as over-the-top awesome as, “Simple, plain Clarence! I do love thee so, That I will shortly send thy soul to heaven,” I thought “Man, I need to make a post out of that.”

I’m sure that he’s going to say amazing stuff like that many times in this play.  That’s right up there with Aaron the Moor’s “Villain, I have done thy mother.”

What else ya got?  Iago’s got lots of evil lines, but which ones are really his best over-the-top ones that make you laugh out loud and say “Oh my god that was awesome, I love this guy.”