I Prithee LOLeth! Shakespearean Internet Initialisms (Guest Post)

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Internet Initialisms—LOL for “Laughing Out Loud” or BRB for “Be Right Back,” for example—have been around for a very long time. But Shakespeare has been around even longer. Bardfilm has come up with a number of Shakespearean Internet Initialisms. Use them to raise the tone of your texts, IMs, and Twitter conversations.

Shakespearean Internet Initialisms

SWL = [O, I am] Stabb’d with laughter (cf. modern LOL).

YHPP = Your humble patience pray (cf. modern BRB).

ITGASOMO = In the gross and scope of my opinion (cf. modern IMHO).

IJTO = I jest to Oberon (cf. modern JK).

OMUTB = Once more unto the breech (cf. modern BTW).

IYTUDWNL = If you tickle us, do we not laugh? (cf. modern ROTFL)

IFINTFYOL = I find it not fit for your o’er-looking (cf. modern NSFW).

HHHH = Howl, howl, howl, howl (cf. modern DYJHIW).

IHDASTS = I have drunk and seen the spider (cf. modern BTDT).

TORNAE = These our revels now are ended (cf. modern TTYL).

TITL = This is too long (cf. modern TL/DR).

Our thanks for this guest post to kj, the author of Bardfilm. Bardfilm is a blog that comments on films, plays, and other matters related to Shakespeare.

What Then To Do About Caliban, Stephano?

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So for other unrelated reasons I found myself reading the bit in The Tempest where Ariel starts to drive a wedge between Stephano and Trinculo by shouting “Thou liest!” and making them accuse each other. Even just reading the script, that is a funny, funny scene:

TRINCULO

Why, what did I? I did nothing. I’ll go farther

off.

STEPHANO

Didst thou not say he lied?

ARIEL

Thou liest.

STEPHANO

Do I so? take thou that.

Beats TRINCULOAs you like this, give me the lie another time.

TRINCULO

I did not give the lie. Out o’ your

wits and bearing too? A pox o’ your bottle!

this can sack and drinking do. A murrain on

your monster, and the devil take your fingers!

CALIBAN

Ha, ha, ha!

STEPHANO

Now, forward with your tale. Prithee, stand farther

off.

CALIBAN

Beat him enough: after a little time

I’ll beat him too.

The way that Shakespeare actually writes in a laugh for Caliban? And how Caliban, no doubt cowering near Stephano, gets off the line about “beat him some more, and then I’ll beat him too!” They just end up looking like bumbling fools here, something out of the Three Stooges, with Stephano as Moe.
But…. earlier they were talking not just about stealing Prospero’s books, but about bashing his head in. This made me think of that particular scene in Taymor’s movie where Alfred Molina, as Stephano, and yes, Russell Brand as Trinculo did manage to give off a rather evil vibe, as if for a moment you really did think that you were looking at a couple of stone cold killers.
So I’m wondering, which is it? Are these three buffoons *ever* any threat to Prospero? Does Ariel take them seriously at all? When I tell this story to my kids I never say “Yeah they’re gonna kill Prospero”, I only ever say “they’re going to try and steal his books, because they think that’s where all the magic is.”
What do you think? Should there be a credible threat in this play, or is that story line all about comedy? I think that I’d rather play up the violence in Sebastian and Antonio, since they are the real enemy – show just how powerful Prospero is that he’s so easily manipulating these notorious bad guys.
(* I would include Trinculo in my title but I’ve been in a Jesus Christ Superstar mood lately and the line above maps nicely the “What then to do about Jesus of Nazareth?” song that’s been stuck in my head for days.)

Eddie Izzard -> Christopher Walken -> Shakespeare

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This is old, but I have to admit I’d never seen it. Eddie Izzard doing his impression of Christopher Walken, doing Shakespeare.

It’s short, and his Walken isn’t very good, but still.

Challenge Extended – Can anybody find video of the actual Christopher Walken doing some Shakespeare? Doesn’t even have to be performance, can be something he whipped up during a talk show interview.

Alaskan Bard-a-thon

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Some people try for a play a month, some try for a play a week or even a day. How about just one steady stream of all Shakespeare, all the time, until you’ve read it all?
Such is the task of the annual Fairbanks Bard-a-thon, where people are welcome to show up and start reading from whatever parts are available. In the early morning sessions they maybe see 10 people, while a popular session will have 50.
I’d actually written about this project previously, back in 2007. I don’t know how long it’s been around, but there is a reference in the article to someone who’s been coming for 10 years.
Here’s a question – the person that they interview says that the defining moment for her was when she got to read the part of God.
What play is *that*?

Geeklets Coming Around Again

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This morning, before brushing his teeth, my 4yr old looked in the mirror, threw his arms up in the air and shouted ” To BE! Or….NOT, to be. THAT is the question.” No idea where that came from, there was no prompting from me at all. I loved the delivery. Many times he’s come up to me and repeated it just like a 4yr old would repeat a joke over and over again not realizing it’s not funny anymore, just knowing that it got a reaction once therefore it must get a reaction every time. “Hey daddy to be or not to be that is the question!” This was different. Of course I immediately tried to teach him the next line, but “whether ’tis nobler” is right off the bat some pretty hard words for someone that can’t even read yet.
I’ll keep working on it. I may start calling him Edwin Booth.