So I’m digging through the texts recently, and I always enjoy this because it gets my brain working on a different way, focusing on individual lines instead of entire scenes. When I do this I tend to spot things I’d never noticed before.

Like, for example, in Midsummer:

THESEUS I wonder if the lion be to speak.

DEMETRIUS No wonder, my lord: one lion may, when many asses do.

Despite the fact that Demetrius would have known nothing of Bottom’s transformation, I expect this line would have garnered raucous laughter from the audience, no? Surely deliberate on Shakespeare’s part.

Or, this one: (speaking presumably about actors)

THESEUS
The best in this kind are but shadows; and the worst
are no worse, if imagination amend them.
…
PUCK
If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumber’d here
While these visions did appear.

Once I spotted that I could just picture Puck delivering his “shadows” in quotes as if to say, “Yeah, actors, that’s us that Theseus was talking about a minute ago.”

Am I imagining these? What about the epilogue from As You Like It, delivered by Rosalind?

ROSALIND
It is not the fashion to see the lady the epilogue;
…
If I were a woman I
would kiss as many of you as had beards that pleased
me, complexions that liked me and breaths that I
defied not: and, I am sure, as many as have good
beards or good faces or sweet breaths will, for my
kind offer, when I make curtsy, bid me farewell.

If she were a woman?  If? So, basically, this is a written acknowledgement that Rosalind is speaking as the male actor who’d been performing a female role? 

Since I’ve got them all right in front of me I thought it’d be fun to highlight some real, legitimate Shakespeare lines that could be used to pick someone up at the bar.  No joke here, no twisty punch lines. I’m looking at a lengthy list of Shakespeare quotes and it struck me that some sound like pickup lines.  You’ll have to write back and tell me if any of these worked!

• I would not wish any companion in the world but you.
• Your heart’s desires be with you!
• The very instant that I saw you did my heart fly to your service.
• When you do dance, I wish you a wave o’ the sea, that you might ever do nothing but that.  Probably only useful after chasing down someone who’s just come off the dancefloor.
• Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?  Yeah, I’ve heard you want to be careful starting out with the L word.
• If love be rough with you, be rough with love; Prick love for pricking, and you beat love down. Especially useful when your target gives off that “recently broke up with somebody” vibe.

UPDATED September, 2010 : My book is complete! Go get it now!  Shakespeare wedding quotes for everybody!

Hi Gang,

I’m happy to report that my wedding book project is coming along quite nicely and should be ready for its debut some time this summer.  I’ve got the bulk of content in place – thanks for all the quotes!  Searching gets tricky once you realize that not every good quote is going to have the words “love” or “marriage” in it,  you know. 🙂  Now I’m working on formatting for presentation as well as beefing it up with some other wedding related content, not just quotes.  Shakespeare bio, section on Elizabethan wedding tradition, that sort of thing.

Which brings me to my question.  Anybody got ideas for me on … unusual … ways to incorporate Shakespeare into the wedding?  It’s fairly easy to grab a sonnet for a reading, or offer up a toast, or scribble a love quote onto the invitations.  I’ve got all that.  Now I’m looking for more out of the ordinary ideas.  For instance, could you decorate the cake in a Shakespeare theme?  I have this wonderful (to me :)) idea about a Romeo and Juliet cake where the bride is up on the top tier, done up like a balcony, and the groom is down on the lower tier, done up like a garden or something similar.  (If anybody runs with that, please send me a picture!!)  Or here’s another one, I don’t know if anybody would ever do this but how awesome a wedding reception would it be if actors were hired to perform the final scene of Midsummer?  I mean, come on, YouTube is loaded with people who break out in a group Thriller dance at the reception, why can’t we have Pyramus and Thisbe?  This simply must be done.  Quick, someone out there get married so we can do this.

What else ya got?

Just saw a thought go by on Twitter where somebody referred to Iago’s jealousy (fine), and Othello’s “self hatred”.

Really?  Guess I never thought about it.  Othello hates himself?  Why and where’s the evidence?  It may be obvious and I’m just not putting enough thought into it.