Romantic Quotes for Valentine's Day

Want to write something romantic on that Valentine’s Day card for a change? You can’t go wrong with Shakespeare. The man wrote this stuff four hundred years ago and we’re still repeating it. You’ve probably already forgotten what you wrote on last year’s card.
First let’s have a list of some of his best. We’ll talk in a minute about what to do with them.
To you I give myself, for I am yours.
I will swear I love thee infinitely.
For where thou art, there is the world itself.
I love thee; none but thee; and thou deservest it.
O, how I love thee! How I dote on thee!
I love you with so much of my heart that none is left to protest.
I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy eyes.
My bounty is as boundless as the sea, my love as deep.
The more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite.
I would not wish any companion in the world but you.
My heart is ever at your service.
Call me but love, and I’ll be new baptized.
I do love nothing in the world so well as you. Is not that strange?

See anything you like? Yes, it’s true, centuries ago people said “thee” and “thou” a lot. If that’s not your style, though, you can always improvise it a bit. Shakespeare’s not going to mind. What about “I swear, I love you infinitely,” or “I will live in your heart, die in your lap, and be buried in your eyes.”
Don’t go crazy, though, or you risk losing the whole spirit. “Wherever you are, that’s my world.” Easier to say, maybe…but poetic? Not so much.
Enjoy. What you write and where you write it are up to you. Have it put on the card that comes with the flowers you had delivered. Write it yourself in the card you hand to her, so you can see her expression. Or, knock it out of the park by looking your romantic partner straight in the eye and reciting it out loud. They always say, Shakespeare was meant to be performed. So take a deep breath, keep a straight face, and go for it.
(The above material condensed from Hear My Soul Speak : Wedding Quotations from Shakespeare , by Duane Morin. Available now in digital download format for Kindle, iPad, Nook and all e-book readers.)
BONUS! Often confused with Shakespeare, the following quote actually comes from Bayard Taylor’s Bedouin Song:

I love thee, I love but thee
With a love that shall not die
Till the sun grows cold
And the stars grow old.

One of my personal favorites. Try dropping that bad boy on your significant other out of the clear blue sky the next time she says “What’s new?”

Your Quotes. Give Dem To Me.

I’ve decided a few things, after staring blankly at a number of word processors over the past few weeks. Why a number of word processors? Because I’m one of those procrastinators that blames the tool and thinks “If only I had a different application, the words would flow freely to paper.” Yeah, doesn’t happen like that.
What I’ve learned from my book publishing experience is that I’m not so great with the blank slate approach to writing, where every word and all the structure is my own. It’s too big a project for my attention span to fully comprehend. What I am good at, I think, is compiling and doing the value-add thing – hit and run style, almost. What project finally got me to publish a book? Collecting a bunch of quotes on the subject of weddings, and then adding value. I can do that.
So I’d like to put that theory to the test, a bit. My next project, should this work, will be a free ebook on the subject of Shakespeare and productivity, time management, procrastination…etc. I haven’t decided yet. The idea remains the same – compile, organize, add value. I want to make this one free, mostly because I think it’s been done before and I don’t want to push my luck, but primarily because I want to start building up value around my name as an author. I think that people searching for ebooks will be more likely to find time management books than wedding books, and they’re certainly more likely to try out free books than $$ books. But if people *do* try out my free book and they like it, then maybe they click on that author link Amazon provides and say “I like this guy’s style, what else has he written?” My goal for 2011 is to get a handful of titles attached to my name to see if I can make that happen.
So then, tell me – what are your favorite quotes on that broad subject? I can google “Shakespeare and time” all day long, and have been. And, just like with the wedding project, it’s been easy to see that a handful of quotes shows up over and over again – better three hours too soon than a minute late, I have wasted time and now time doth waste me, and so on. Just like the wedding project, I’d like to hit somewhere between those – I don’t think there’s value in a dry and boring collection of the 5000 times Shakespeare used the words “time” or “minute” or “hour”. But I think there’s far more than half a dozen good quotes on the subject. I bet we could find closer to 100 or more if we tried.
Got anything for me?

Yeah, We're Gonna Need Those Names.

Back to the subject of Huck Finn for the moment, we have this NPR story that drags Shakespeare into the mix. Not to censor him, but to update him:

Now and then I have proposed that Shakespearean language, when spoken, is often nearly impossible to understand by someone who hasn’t read it beforehand, and that there should be editions that substitute modern words for ones that now require footnoting. The response each time is predictable: Shakespeare fans tear me to ribbons in public venues (while a bunch of people quietly write to me privately, saying that they agree with me!).

Yeah….we’re gonna need the names of that latter group, they have to turn in their membership cards.
For the umptymillionth time, Shakespeare is both poetry and literature. It is the Schrodinger’s Cat of words on a page. The minute you lock it down in either category, you destroy it in the other. If you think you’re allowed to change it, then you’re basically saying that it’s not poetry. You’re painting clothes on Botticelli’s Venus. It just don’t work.
To anybody that feels the need to get a modern translation of Shakespeare, I say help yourself to West Side Story, Lion King, and Ten Things I Hate About You. Because those clearly say “Shakespeare was all about the plot, so we’ll take that and then go off and do our own thing.” When you want Shakespeare for what it is meant to be, you have only one choice (and by choice I mean “privilege”), and that is to read the original.
I just don’t understand this “It’s too hard to understand, so we have to dumb it down” argument. Anyone reading this could, I’m sure, list 10 works of literature that are beyond the understanding of your average joe – anything from Stephen Hawking’s work on black holes, to Sir Isaac Newton’s Principia – where you can’t go down to the local bookstore and flip through half a dozen different “for Dummies” versions. Why is that? Why is it that we feel the need to destroy Shakespeare?
I think that’s the very great irony – it’s because we so desperately still *want* to understand him. Most people will go through their entire lives without a second thought to Stephen Hawking or Richard Feynman. But not read Shakespeare? What what? Tragedy! If Shakespeare gets in the way of you understanding Shakespeare, then we must *change Shakespeare*!
That hurts my brain.
  

Twelfth Night, Musings on Shakespeare’s Most Wonderful Play ( Book Review )

(The full title of Wayne Myers’ book is The Book of “Twelfth Night, or What You Will” Musings on Shakespeare’s Most Wonderful Play. I just couldn’t fit that meaningfully in my title.)

I am woefully behind on my book reviews, but isn’t that always the case? Truthfully it’s taken me longer to write this review than it did to read the book!

Mr. Myers book is just the right size and scope for my kind of reading. Weighing in at just under 100 pages and covering one specific play, it’s small enough to be welcoming to the casual reader while still managing to pack a serious amount of discussion material in its dozen or so chapters. Most chapters center around a specific character, so the reader can easily flip around to favorites, or just read straight through.

Twelfth Night is a complex play. On one level it’s a light romantic comedy, some cross-dressing here, a little mistaken identity over there, a reunion of siblings separated by tragedy, a happy ending. It’s practically As You Like It.
Look closer. Look at the treatment of Malvolio, for an obvious starter. What about poor Viola, who not only assumes the identity of her dead brother, but seems to be stuck in the middle of a bizarre love triangle that none of the parties involved fully understand. Who does she love (erotically speaking) more, Olivia or Orsino? It’s clear that Olivia wants her (in her Cesario/Sebastian persona) more than she wants Orsino, and Orsino’s almost certainly got some strange feelings brewing as well. How does this happy ending work out, exactly? Orsino’s spent the play lusting after a boy, only to be told she’s a girl, and he says “Oh, phew, ok cool, I can marry you.” Olivia has been lusting after that same boy, but she’s told, “No, he wasn’t real, but here’s a brother that looks just like him. A brother you’ve never really met, but physical appearance is apparently all that matters.” And so on. Much fan fiction has been written about exactly what happens after Twelfth Night ends. Does anybody end up happy, really?

Viola and the Countess (Twelfth Night, Pickersgill)
Myers’ book tells the story for those unfamiliar with it, and then takes it apart character by character, discussing different interpretations throughout the years. How should the shipwreck be staged? Should it open the play, or come after Orsino’s “If music be the food of love…” speech? Is Olivia truly in mourning at the beginning of the play, or just going through some formality? It is no coincidence that Olivia is mourning the death of a brother, as is Viola. So how much should this be played up, and how?

At times this “one chapter per character” breakdown doesn’t hold up. Characters don’t exist in a vacuum. To explain Malvolio, you have to explain how Maria and Toby and the others treat him. So then when you get to the chapter on Maria, what do you talk about? The cast is already small enough, but it does make you think that maybe some characters didn’t need their own chapter, and could instead have shown up strictly in their relationship to the more major characters. More than once while reading I thought, “This often comes out like a series of blog posts, like the author got an idea and then went out to do some research backing up that idea. Then, he moved on to the next idea.” This is ok if you’re a fan of that sort of short-attention-span, read-5-pages-and-then-flip-to-a-different-chapter that sounds interesting approach to tackling a book.

The book is a guide to staging Twelfth Night (giving many, many examples of how others have done it). A great deal of research has clearly gone into this material. Instead of abstract pondering about how a scene could be played, the reader is shown examples throughout the years of how the scene was played. Unfortunately there are no images from these productions, something that I think would have added tremendously to the final product. You can only go so far explaining what Viola looked like emerging from the sea. Show us a picture.

However, if like me you’re more into Shakespeare as literature and have no real interest in staging your own production, there’s still plenty here for discussion. What’s the deal with Orsino, isn’t he basically stalking Olivia? Are we supposed to be sympathetic toward him? What do we do with the whole Malvolio issue? What do we do when he leaves, do we laugh, or do we fear for our safety?

I expect over the coming weeks that I’ll be able to pull a half dozen blog posts out of this book, and that’s a good thing. I can’t even really say that about books like Bloom and Garber because volumes like that tend to spend so many hundred pages tackling a topic that I can never truly get a handle on the author’s argument. Here, Myers has made it simple enough – here’s what happens in Twelfth Night, here’s how the characters treat each other, what do you think? If you’ve seen the play, and/or read the play, you can jump in this discussion.

Overall I’m quite pleased with this book. If I found out that Mr. Myers were planning to do the same thing with another play, maybe Shrew or All’s Well, I think that I’d seek it out. I like the size, I like the format, I like the writing style. Having said that I’m finding it hard to fully grasp the intended audience for a book like this. It seems introductory in many places, but then makes a number of leaps about the book (often referring merely to a scene’s numbering, without explaining what the scene is about), as if the reader is intimately familiar with the play. In other words…..me, I guess. The “more than casual fan”, the kind of reader who does have more than one-time experience with the play, who is interested in deepening their knowledge by finding the key points where there’s discussion to be had.

I’d like to see more books like this, is really the best way I can put it.

McKellen's Richard III. Annotated.

I’ve mentioned in the past that I’ve yet to see Ian McKellen’s Richard III. I may not have to after finding this annotated version of the screenplay, which he wrote.
Wow. It’s hosted, you’ll note, at Sir Ian’s own site – so I have faith in its quality and credibility. Just looking at the first page, all I can say is that if the entire thing is annotated at that level, I’ll just go ahead and read it like a book.
I’m already looking at ways to get the entire thing into a Kindle-friendly ebook format so I can take it with me 😉