If you only get your clips from social media you might think that Kevin Spacey’s big moment on Jimmy Fallon last week was singing some barbershop quartet. No thank you, we already have Dick van Dyke.
Instead, here’s a direct link to his segment about NOW : The Film, his behind-the-scenes documentary of their traveling Richard III:
“When we went to Spain, for some reason the subtitles weren’t above us, they were in the boxes beside us, you know, where people usually sit. But we could see them. And it was a great lesson for me in ‘never look at the subtitles.’ Because one of my fellow actors had a line that went, ‘Yes, my lord’ and I looked over and it said, ‘Si, senor!'”
Yes, I am that much of a geek that I went looking for the line in question. And you know what? I can’t find it. I’m sure he’s just paraphrasing for the sake of the story, but if anybody can show me where there’s a line resembling “Yes my lord” in Richard III, I’m all ears.
What I did love was this line that I’m not sure people fully understood:
“I did over 200 performances as Richard III, it’s a wonder they didn’t find my bones in a parking lot somewhere.”
Watch the segment and see how little of a chuckle that gets 🙂 I laughed myself silly.
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Every time I see a photo or video with Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian McKellen, I’m clicking. I love those guys. There’s something about seeing two of today’s greatest actors just hanging out and being goofy one moment, and churning out some outstanding acting together (both on film and on stage) the next. P.S. I’d like to think that one day we’ll be saying this about Zach Braff and Donald Faison. It’s guy love, that’s all it is.
But here’s what drives me crazy. Despite Stewart and McKellen’s lengthy Shakespeare resumes, I hardly ever see them talking about it. When people get to ask questions, nobody asks a Shakespeare question.
So let’s pretend. Let’s say that I’ve got Sir Patrick and Sir Ian here on stage with me at the first annual Shakespeare Geek Convention, that I haven’t completely fainted yet (got a little woozy just typing that), and we’re taking questions from the audience. There’ll be no Star Trek, Lord of the Rings or X-Men references today, people! Nothing but Shakespeare questions. You only get one, which can be to either one or to both equally.
Here’s mine:
“Sir Ian,” (Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian…), “Christopher Plummer performed his Prospero a few years back and that said that’s it for him, there were no more great roles for men his age. Dame Helen Mirren recently said a similar thing about roles for older women. How do you feel about that? Sir John Gieldgud was still performing Shakespeare into his nineties. You’ve played Prospero, you’ve played Lear, is there going to come a day when you too will retire from Shakespeare because there are no more roles for you?”
I was going to ask Sir Patrick an entirely different question about Claudius’ shrug when he drinks the poison, but I looked at the two questions and decided I like this one better. Plus I don’t expect he’d answer that one.
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This year’s Shakespeare is Universal fundraiser is off to a slow start, and I admit that I’m a bit stumped as to why.
Last year we made our goal, when I had no idea what I was doing. This year I took to heart the advice I got:
1) Focus on an image, not on text. Done. My friend Peter Phelan and I worked on a “cut him out in little stars” image of Shakespeare cast as a constellation, which we then decorated with many of Shakespeare’s famous “star” quotes.
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2) Donate to charity. Again, done. I’m not going to lie and try to claim that this isn’t a fundraiser – it is. I have costs to pay to keep my little empire running, and while there’s a variety of dinky little ads on the pages, this is my one shot during the year to bring in enough to foot the bill (or at least put a dent in it). But this year I really wanted to get behind the “Shakespeare makes life better” mission and do something real with the money. So yeah, I bumped the price and the goal a bit so that we’re talking about a bigger chunk of money, because when we hit our goal I wanted to be able to send off a nice check. Whatever we get, should we meet our goal, a substantial portion of it is going to the American Cancer Society.
3) Advertise. Right now I’m paying up front to advertise my campaign. Usually I’m very averse to doing that, because if I drop a few hundred dollars on a campaign that fails to then bring in a few hundred dollars, well guess what? I’m out a few hundred dollars. That’s like the opposite of fundraising, that is fundspending. But, nothing ventured nothing gained, right? I have to have confidence in my ideas and my mission and it’s not going to be the end of the world if it doesn’t happen. I’m going to be sad about it, sure, but it’s not going to break me.
4) Not a fan of the black. Check. Lots of people told me that they don’t really do black t-shirts. I had no choice to get started because the star background in our image was black. But that’s been changed and colors are now available.
We were late on the design this year, I acknowledge that. I really wanted to get it out there for Shakespeare’s Birthday, and while it was technically there, the initial image was not ready for primetime. I’ve since gone over it with the professional designers at Teespring (great, great company by the way. Exceedingly helpful!) to create something that I think is an excellent final product. It also comes in a variety of styles this year, so you can choose from traditional, women’s style, v-neck and long sleeve. Each style has its own choice of colors as well. My kids all have the red from last year, but I think I’m going to get blue for mine this year.
There’s about a week and a half left on the campaign, so maybe we’ll surge before the end, I don’t know. Everybody I speak with says that they like it and are in for one, but I don’t always see the numbers go up when they say that, so maybe everybody’s waiting for something. If so, I’d like to know what. Is the number of pre-orders too low and you’re waiting for it to get higher? That doesn’t make any sense, your order is what’s going to help it go higher for the next guy. If everybody thought that way we’d never get out of the single digits.
Maybe it’s the image, which would be unfortunate. We wanted to keep with the “universal” theme, and the “cut him out in little stars” thing made a perfect opportunity. The question is, does that translate into a t-shirt design. I think it does. It’s subtle, but I like it that way. Makes the other person stop and pay attention to your shirt, instead of just giving it a passing glance.
Are you waiting until just before the deadline? Again, not really sure why. If we don’t make the goal then nobody’s getting charged, so it’s not like you have to wait and see if we’re going to make it. Failing to pre-order just makes it more likely that we won’t hit it, so it’s a bit self-fulfilling.
Even if it’s not for you, for whichever of those or other reasons, maybe you could at least visit the site and hit those Facebook/Twitter/Pinterest buttons so your friends see it? This game is all about eyeballs, and just because it’s not for you doesn’t mean your friend wouldn’t love it.
Ok, rant over. I’m not going to whine and cry and imply that I’m going to shut the site down like I did last year. Last year was something of an identity crisis, I completely admit. I was questioning whether there were enough people out there even listening to what I had to say. I know you’re out there. This year I wanted to turn that into doing some good. Maybe it’ll still work, maybe it won’t, I don’t know yet.
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I like when they say a movie is inspired by a true story. That’s kind of silly. “Hey, Mitch, did you hear that story about that lady who drove her car into the lake with her kids and they all drowned?” “Yeah, I did, and you know what – that inspires me to write a movie about a gorilla!” – Mitch Hedberg
I’m reminded of that joke whenever I see a list like this Top Ten Novels Inspired By Shakespeare. What will their criteria be, I wonder? Are we talking about modern retellings, or prequel stories, or alternate timelines or what?
Having read the list, I have no idea.
Four of them take their title directly from a Shakespeare play. How much each novel then does with Shakespeare varies wildly – Aldous Huxley has his Shakespeare-quoting savage, for example, but does Somerset Maugham’s Cakes and Ale have anything to do with Twelfth Night other than the title and apparently a bit of hedonism?
One tells the story of the “real” Richard III and attempts to separate it from Shakespeare’s version.
One (Thousand Acres) is something of a “half retelling” of King Lear, which keeps almost identically to the premise (an old father, before retiring, divides up his land between his three daughters) but then takes a sharp left turn into whole new territory.
I think that for all of those we can at least say the author had some conscious connection to Shakespeare, even if it was just “I like that quote, I’m going to use it as the title of my book.”
But The Talented Mr. Ripley? Really? A story about a guy that wants something the other guy has, so he kills him and takes his place, then starts killing other people to keep the secret. That makes it Macbeth? Do we have any reason to think that the author intended the comparison, or are we just guessing?
I don’t know what to do with Moby Dick. I don’t know enough about Melville. Did he deliberately write it to parallel a Shakespearean tragedy, as several essays I googled claim?
I’d be willing to bet that when you show a picture of Bob Hoskins around, most people think Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Hook or maybe even Super Mario Brothers. But he also knocked Iago out of the park back in 1981, before any of that kid stuff.
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