Once more unto the breach, dear Keri, once more! Keri Ellis Cahill, founder and guiding light of Rebel Shakespeare, is once again in front of a classroom bringing the good words to the children. She’s done this many, many times over her career, but this time she’s posting her experience on Facebook. With permission, I present her list of actual quotes overheard in her class:
Q: “Why did teen boys play all the roles in Shakespeare’s day?”

A: “Because the money was so good!”
Q: “Tell me something about Shakespeare’s family.”

A: “They’re all dead.”
Q: “Over the entrance to the Globe Theatre, a phrase in Latin says Totus Mondus Agit Histrionem. What does that mean?”

A: “Come on in!”
Q: (to Lysander) “When Hermia says Whither away? to Helena, what should be happening?”

A: “Ummmm….she should shrivel up. Or at least, fall down.”
Overheard: “OMG we’re getting casted today! I hope I get Hernia!”
More to come as soon as she stops laughing long enough to transcribe them :). I’ve seen the Rebels do their thing a number of times now, and plan to continue for a long time.
  

First, let me show you my Top Five Most Popular Posts of the last 6 months or so, defined as follows : When these blog titles went up on Twitter, the most people clicked on them. They are:

1. Shakespeare’s New Year’s Resolutions (Guest Post)
2. Harry Potter is Shakespeare
3. Shakespearean Collective Nouns (A Guest Post by Bardfilm)
4. The Seven Least-Controversial Disclosures on WikiLeaks
5. 10 Reasons We Love Sir Ian McKellen

(This is the order, by the way – top down. So the resolutions one is my most popular post in a long time.)

I like the “How many clicks did each tweeted link get” metric for a couple of reasons. Mostly because it tracks initial reaction – people see it, and then either they decide to click, or not. “Retweets”, where person A decides that the link is so good they want to share it with person B, would also show up in this list. However, if I tried to recycle it and post the same link under a few different headlines, it would not — the link would change and be counted separately.

This is very different from the organic/SEO world where how much Google traffic you get has less to do with what you wrote, and more to do with the particular keyword density that caused you to float up the page into the #1 spot. “How old is Romeo?” is not my #1 blog post because that’s what the most people are interested in, it’s the #1 post because I happen to have the best google spot for that, so it gets the most traffic.

So anyway, what patterns do you see in the above list?

First of all, 3 out of the 5 were written by my guest blogger Bardfilm. Thanks very much for the content, KJ! Looks like our partnership can be called a success, no?

Two of those are called out as guest posts, the third is not (the Wikileaks one is his, if you’re curious). So maybe there’s something to be said for the idea that guest posts bring traffic. Followers like to hear a fresh point of view now and then, it’s good variety.

But do you see the other, more obvious pattern? 4 out of 5 of those posts are very clearly lists. Seven of this, ten of that. Resolutions. Nouns. People like to click on lists. Lists promise a short, well organize burst of content.

The outlier is Mr. Harry Potter, and it’s probably obvious why he made the list – it’s Harry Potter. 🙂 Tweeting about celebrities will almost always get you some clicks, doubly so if you find a way to link that celebrity to your niche instead of just broadcasting generic news headlines about him. Being trendy is important – I was surprised that my Ian McKellen post did not get more traffic. But quality doesn’t really enter into it, in that particular battle – comparing a Harry Potter headline and an Ian McKellen headline is like comparing a Led Zeppelin or Rolling Stones story to a Lady Gaga one. The audiences are just different.

Of course, timeliness is pretty important as well. The Resolutions one obviously wouldn’t work at any time other than maybe a week before and after the new year, when everybody’s in the mood for lists like that. Likewise with the Wikileaks one – if you tried to put out a Wikileaks story now I think you’ll find that most folks are bored of the topic. Even Harry Potter, I’m pretty sure I tried to put that post up right around the time of the last movie. I think that was one of the problems with poor Sir Ian – he’s always good. I didn’t have a current event to link him to. Maybe when The Hobbit comes out I’ll bring that post out of mothballs and try it again :).

Thanks to Martin Luther King, I stumbled across this long lost audio clip of my son – at 2 and a half years old – doing his best to recite a bit of Sonnet 18.
I have a similar clip of my daughters, at 3 and 5, doing the same bit. But every time I’ve needed to cite these, I could never remember where I’d put the clip of my son. Yay!
(* Thanks to MLK because, if you’ll follow the link, you’ll see that I’d tagged the post “The Dream Fulfilled” and then made an MLK reference. So today while looking to see if I’d used that MLK on Shakespeare quote previously, this turned up!)

If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say, here lived a great streetsweeper who did his job well.

Happy Martin Luther King Day, everybody.