Still Time To Win THE TEMPEST on DVD!

Don’t forget, our Share Shakespeare and Win contest is still open (until Sunday March 31)!  Just download the ShakeShare iPhone application, find a quote from (or inspired by) The Tempest and post it to Twitter/Facebook/Pinterest and you can will a copy of Julie Taymor’s 2010 film starring Helen Mirren and Russell Brand.  For more details and complete rules, see the link above for the original post.

So far I’ve got exactly *1* extremely enthusiastic entry from Noah who might well have found every quote there is to find :).  But I’ve got 3 copies to give away, so if you want ridiculously good odds at being one of them, why not enter?

And Now, A Limerick

Sometimes when Bardfilm and I are bored we drag each other down into the pit of procrastination, as we’d both rather talk about Shakespeare than pretty much anything else.  He’s typically better at it than I, however, as his job is mostly doing Shakespeare things to begin with.  When I’m talking Shakespeare it’s a guarantee that I am 100% not doing my day job. 🙂

Anyway, this morning he threw a mediocre limerick at me, I called him on its quality, and he challenged me to do better.  Here’s what I threw back:

There once was an earl named de Vere
Who claimed to have written Shakespeare.
He had not the skill,
But there’s no books in the will!
And that’s all the evidence we’ll hear.

Now I put it to you, faithful readers.  If you think mine’s mediocre as well?  Do better, in the comments. 🙂

Reasons To Get Netflix #1million : Christopher Plummer’s Tempest is Streaming!

Just spotted on my “New Releases” email this morning, Christopher Plummer’s 2010 The Tempest is now available on Netflix Streaming!  I’ve not even had a chance to watch it yet, but I know what I’m doing tonight!  Act fast, as Netflix constantly rotates their streaming library and you’re never guaranteed that the movie you always told yourself you’d get around to watching will still actually be there when you get time to watch it!  I’m looking at you, Ian McKellen’s Richard III….

Did anybody see this one, either live or when it came through on its brief cinema tour?  It played in my neighborhood just one night but I was unable to make it.

Shakespeare on Boston Common 2013 To Present … Two Gentlemen of Verona!

The announcement’s been made, and Commonwealth Shakespeare this summer will be performing Two Gentlemen of Verona on Boston Common.

I’m not sure how I feel about this.  I’ve never seen the play, so I’m excited to see something new.  But it’s rare that I’ve ever heard anything positive about the play.  Is it that it’s early?  Or just bad?  Is this the one with the rape in it?

I love love love Shakespeare in the park every year.  Hearing the words echo out into the night sky?  Shivers.

I’m not sure how the company chooses the plays, but they’ve definitely been going through a… lesser? phase.  That’s not fair, Coriolanus was in there.  But Two Gents?  Before that Coriolanus, before that All’s Well That Ends Well.  I’m wondering whether Troilus and Cressida or Timon of Athens is coming up next?

In the 18 years they’ve been going, only one show has been repeated — Midsummer.  I’ve seen 9 years worth of shows, and it kills me that Hamlet is the only year I missed (since I’ve been going).

Last year the host actually told one of my knock-knock jokes on stage.  Didn’t really get much of a laugh.  But I felt the damned giddy fool telling everybody around me, “That’s my joke!  I wrote that!!”

Hamlet’s Plan

Somebody help me walk through the timeline in Hamlet’s trip to England.

1) Rosencrantz and Guildenstern have been assigned the task of accompanying Hamlet to England.

2) R&G have in their possession a letter that says, “Dear King of England, please kill Hamlet.”

3) Neither Hamlet nor R&G know the contents of the letter.

4) Hamlet steals the letter, opens it, and learns what it says.  So he alters it (writes a new letter?)  suggesting that, instead, “the bearers should be put to death.”

5) The pirates attack, and Hamlet goes off with them  (to later be released).

6) R&G,  having lost Hamlet and never knowing what was in the letter in the first place, continue on to England and their ultimate demise.

So here’s my question.  Hamlet didn’t know the pirates were coming, right?  So then what was his plan with the altered letter?  Did he plan to go on to England and stand in front of the king when the letter was read, only to laugh at the expression on Rosencrantz and Guildenstern’s faces as they are hauled off to the chopping block?

The reason I ask is that I’m left wondering why he so almost gleefully sent them off to die, and whether there were other options.  When he rewrote the letter he assumed that he was basically a prisoner of Claudius’ mercenaries and that he would be brought all the way before the king of England.  Therefore he needed to alter the letter to say something different.  That makes sense.  Couldn’t he have had them imprisoned?  Or something else?

What do you think, does this act (and his subsequent dismissal of his guilt) show that Hamlet’s gone off the deep end at this point?  Remember that his treatment of Polonius wasn’t much better, dragging his corpse through the castle.  Is Hamlet just doing what it takes to survive?  Or is he killing everyone in his way (except the person he’s supposed to kill)?