So, Shakespeare Maybe? #shakespearemaybe

Thank Cookie Monster for this one, folks – it was his parody of the mind virus known as “Call Me Maybe” that produced the following.  Bardfilm is on vacation, so hopefully I’ve done a reasonable job at filling the void while he’s gone…

Hey, Coriolanus!
We know you’re angry.
Your mother asked nice,
So spare Rome, maybe?

I know that we just got here,
But it’s too early.
So let’s get back together
After the hurly burly.

Hey there, Desdemona,
You have deceived me!
Iago said so.
And he’s trustworthy.

Good evening Mr. Capulet.
My name is Romeo.
It’s been a lovely party,
But now we must go.

Malvolio, dear?
I love your stockings.
So wear them for me?
I promise, no mocking.


Look, here comes Macbeth.
Now, introductions!
We’ll call him Cawdor,
And he’ll kill Duncan.

Listen, Earl of Gloucester
You’ve really irked me.
(Here comes the gross part)
Now you can’t see.

Benedick and Beatrice!  Look,
Stop all the hating.
All your friends think
You should be dating.

Let’s run away Lysander
Then we can marry!
What’s the worst can happen?
They’re only fairies.

Prince Hamlet, here’s your gifts back.
(My father made me!)
So make this better
Before I go crazy.

Can I Call This One Sex In the Ancient City?

When I saw the name Kim Cattrall pop up in my inbox I assumed it was one of those social network digests I get periodically (“Kim Cattrall and Sean Combs have joined Pinterest!”), but I was pleasantly mistaken.  It was a press release for an upcoming event where the Sex In The City star is going to be talking about Cleopatra along with Janet Suzman:

In an event called Cleopatra: Not the Usual Passion Assigned to a Woman the two will discuss their experiences of playing Shakespeare’s iconic character, described by Suzman as “the most interesting role for a woman ever written”. Along with Jude Kelly they will discuss the complexity of the role, and explore why Cleopatra has the independence that allows her to speak to modern women.

Cattrall’s Shakespeare interest appears relatively new – all the links I can find associating her with out favorite topic seem to come from this month :).  Here’s video of her performing Sonnet 103.

And, here’s her in a musical number with Andrew McCarthy from 1987’s Mannequin 🙂

I Hate Shakespeare

A few years back (2008, specifically) I posted the question Why Do You Hate Shakespeare? What Do You Hate About Shakespeare? with the intent that people googling for related subjects would possibly land there, offer up their thoughts, and start a conversation where perhaps we could turn some folks around.   That post still gets traffic and comments.

Sometimes it’s fun though to revisit the archives and get some new opinions.

I don’t expect that most of my regular readers hate Shakespeare, obviously, otherwise they’re going to be ridiculously frustrated reading a blog like this one.  But surely many of us have had conversation with someone offline who has launched into the “I hate Shakespeare because….” diatribe.  Feel free to share such stories.

Shakespeare and Me

Well, not *me* — The Guardian has up a series called Shakespeare and Me, where we get to hear the thoughts of some of our most beloved Shakespeareans.  Here, for a taste, is Dame Judi:

Shakespeare is wonderful for children. It fires their imagination – they recognise people being superstitious, greedy, envious and falling in and out of love.

I didn’t get the chance to play Macbeth but I don’t half envy his lines.  

If you look at the punctuation of Shakespeare and obey it then you’ll never run out of breath. He writes where the pause should be. If you understand that, you unlock the play.

I like the format – short, almost in a question and answer form but not quite (I can’t imagine an interviewer asking, “If you look at the punctuation, then…..what?”)  I’ve not yet read them all but other luminaries include Sir Ian McKellen, Sir Ben Kingsley, Simon Russell Beale, Alan Cumming and others.

Sorry About the Downtime

Hi Everybody,

Although the main site (this one) was not affected, the hosting provider I use for a number of other projects had a big hardware move over the weekend that resulted in many of my sites being slow or unreachable for the past several days.  This includes Blank Verse, Not By Shakespeare Shakespeare Geek Store and Shakespeare Answers.
It appears back to normal, but this could be temporary.  Fingers crossed!  
Sorry for the inconvenience.
Duane