The Original Spelling Argument

As I force my way through The Shakespeare Wars I come to the chapter on the original spelling argument.  It goes a little something like this — there were no rules of spelling in Shakespeare’s time, so modern editors have actually been losing a good portion of what Shakespeare meant when they ‘clean it up’.  When he spelled a word one way, he did it for a reason.  Want a simple example?  You know in Hamlet we were all taught that the line either goes “O that this too, too solid flesh” or “sullied flesh”?  And depending on which you picked, it means a different thing?  The original spelling argument suggests that Shakespeare would have spelled the word in such a way that it meant both, simultaneously.  Not only was he a genius with words, but he actually packed multiple meaning into each word. That might be oversimplified, and I’m sure the experts in the audience can correct me, but I wanted to introduce the topic for those not familiar. My first thought on the subject is that I want to go back in time and punch my ninth grade English teacher in the nose.  The same person who taught us that there were no spelling rules, and that Shakespeare’s name alone is recorded 36 different ways, went on to give us the solid/sullied lecture as if, in that case, it had to be one or the other and darnit we need to know which one in order to properly understand Shakespeare. But my second thought is – are we hoping for a bit too much, here? Remember that we have almost nothing in Shakespeare’s original hand.  There’s just no way to know for sure that a word is spelled a certain way because Shakespeare wanted to spell it that way, or because an editor did it, or because it is just coincidence.  It’s intriguing, sure – but I think it borders on religious argument, the kind with no meaningful way to advance beyond “I hope this is true, because it would be cool.” I’ll close up this post with a story.  Years ago, when I was in high school, a friend and I kept a sort of personal “quote of the day” file on the school computers (this being well before even local networks, and we kept it as a single file on a single computer).  During breaks we would take turns coming up with jokes and random silly phrases and then compare notes.  At one point he tapped me on the shoulder and showed me his latest – he’d typed in the alphabet.  “Odd,” I thought, thinking that I did not get the joke.  Then I read it again, and realized he’d left out the letter Q.  “I like it,” I told him. Years later, well after we’d graduated, we are hanging out in his basement with some other friends from school.  “Remember that list of sayings you guys used to have?” someone asked.  We’d printed it, you see, and it had circulated around the school.  Conversation then turned to remembering the various phrases.  So I told the story of how at first I though that Joe had typed in the alphabet, but how it was actually a commentary on the uselessness of the letter Q.  You don’t even realize it’s not there. Joe was in the room.  “I FORGOT THE Q?????” he asked.  Turns out it was just a typo, he really had meant to type the whole alphabet. “Oh, then, I guess my interpretation was wrong,” I said. “Actually, it shows that it was completely accurate,” Joe said.

Review : Sealed With A Kiss

http://blog.shakespearegeek.com/2006/10/romeo-and-juliet-as-disney-cartoon.html A long time ago I stumbled across this animated movie, “Sealed With a Kiss”, which is supposed to be a kids’ version of Romeo and Juliet, only with seals.  Well I tripped over it this week and, true to my word, got it for my kids.  We started watching it last night. It starts out well enough, and even better than I might have imagined.  There’s a voiceover that paraphrases the “Two households” opening, and basically comes down to “Look, the white seals [Capulet] don’t like the brown seals [Montague], that’s just the way it is.”  There is a lengthy battle scene at the beginning where no one gets hurt, and the prince comes in to break it up, just like the story.  I was quite pleased to see that two of the main characters will be Benvolio and Mercutio. And then….the first cardinal sin struck.  Mercutio is…mindless.  His character does nothing but spout random lines from Shakespeare.  Not even from R&J!  His quotes include “To be or not to be”, “Double double toil and trouble”  and a couple of others.  He solidifies his place on my sh*tlist in a scene where he and Benvolio are searching for Romeo and actually saying “Wherefore art thou Romeo?” while he’s looking.  DAMNIT!  Paraphrase all you want but do NOT TEACH MY KIDS INCORRECT SHAKESPEARE.  You wonder why kids get into school and think that Shakespeare is hard?  Stuff like this doesn’t help.  I only have a couple of interpretations of how this could happen, and none are good: * The person who wrote it is an idiot who didn’t know any better.  If that’s the case then you’re not allowed to do a Shakespeare movie. * The person who wrote it thinks my children are idiots who won’t know any better.  They may not understand it, yet, but that’s no reason to feed them an incorrect answer. * The person who wrote it knew better but just didn’t care.  Doesn’t say much for production values. Anyway.  The story continues true to form – they find lovesick Romeo, and convince him to go to the Capulets party in disguise, where he meets and falls in love with Juliet. And then…the second sin strikes.  I’m not sure if this is a bigger one or not, I have to put it in perspective.  Remember The Prince?  Well in this story, The Prince is the bad guy.  He’s sort of a prince, a Tybalt and a Paris all rolled up into one.  Juliet’s dad has decided that she will marry The Prince.  Normally I would say in language as strong as the above, DON’T MAKE STUFF UP!  But I’m torn, because it does manage to prune down the cast of characters in a way that makes it more approachable to young kids.  They get one bad guy to deal with.   Granted it’s still confusing — in their world of princesses, the prince is always the good guy.  They keep telling me that Romeo is the real prince.  I tried to explain to them that in the original story there are two “princes”, Prince Tybalt and Prince Paris, and they said “Three, Daddy – you forgot Prince Romeo.”   As for the rest of the movie – the sound, the graphics – it is all mediocre, at best.  It’s the sort of thing you expect to find for $1.99 in a carboard display case in the supermarket.  Looks like a personal project that somebody did on their PC (which, if I remember the story, it is).  We are only about half done with it, so I have to reserve the rest of my review until the end (which, I checked before ever getting it, is a happy one).  It is for my kids, after all, so my final judgement will be entirely based on whether or not they like it.  The “wherefore” line bothers me, not them.  If they decide at the end that they liked it, if they ask me questions, and most importantly if it stays with them – if they’re talking about the characters weeks from now over dinner – then I’ll call it a success.  That’s all I want, at this age.  I want them to know the stories.  There’s plenty of time later to fill in the details.

Shivers, Every Time

Watching Season 2 of Slings & Arrows, the episode where they’re doing Macbeth and Romeo&Juliet basically simultaneously. Can I just say?  Every time somebody speaks a line of the dialogue, shivers go right up my spine.  Every single time.   And I wouldn’t have it any other way.   I can only imagine what you people who act and direct this stuff feel.   P.S. I did NOT love the final Macbeth they ended up with.  The stage combat was good, but most of the rest didn’t do it for me, what with all the build up.  Oh well.

Now Let's Do Iago

Yesterday’s conversation about Macbeth was fun.  While talking it over with a coworker, I realize I contradicted myself.  I took the position that “I don’t believe in characters as inherently evil.  Well….except Iago.  He’s just a nasty bastard.” So, let’s talk about Iago relative to what we were saying about Macbeth.  Is Iago just a regular guy who lets his demons get the better of him?  Is it really all about getting passed over for a promotion, or some underlying racism?  Or is Iago just a sociopath who really and truly chooses to destroy people’s lives just because he can, and never through the entire thing feels a bit of doubt or remorse about it?  For the record, I believe the latter.  Macbeth is the tragic hero.  He needs some degree of redemption at the end, we need to feel something for him.  But Iago is the villain.  We don’t necessarily need to look at him with the same eyes.    So what is he?  Just a man who wants revenge?  Or a monster?