In past years I’ve half participated in the charity drive known as No Shave November, mostly as a joke excuse to stop shaving for a month. But as I’ve gotten older I came to realize two things:
I have an audience here. And not a small one.
It’s not like cancer is “other people’s problem.”
This past year alone several close members of my family, both male and female, were diagnosed with cancers of different sorts, requiring removal of things, radiation treatment, and chemotherapy. None of those things is a joke.
So this year let’s see if we can’t put some money where my big mouth is. Many of the posts I make this month are going to be “beard” themed. I will, from time to time, post progress pictures. All the posts I make this month are going to contain links to the fundraising page I’ve set up over on the No Shave November site.
If you want to click on it and donate some money directly, great. Much appreciated.
The funniest thing happens to all my keyboards. Check it out.
This is on a relatively new MacBook. If you can’t see it, my A S and E keys are basically wearing off. Just those. Here’s the weird thing, though:
That’s two different keyboards! Same problem. Not so much the E on that one, but it’s clear on the S and starting on the A. I’ve had it happen on about 4 different computers, if you can imagine. And it’s not purely a MacBook problem, as it’s happening on my USB keyboard as well (I don’t have a picture of that one). I actually even had one keyboard replaced because of it.
Now, you might say “Those are the most common letters in the English language, it makes sense.” But there’s two reasons why that’s not the problem.
First, the most common letters in English are, depending on where you look, E A T or E A R. S is much farther down the list.
Second, if this was indeed the problem, then wouldn’t all people experience the same problem? I’ve yet to see another case of it. In fact everybody that sees my keyboard says, “I’ve never seen that before.”
Here’s my theory. What word do I type more often (much, much more often) than the average person? You got it. And hey, check this out:
S h A k E S p E A r E
All those letters appear two or more times in my favorite word. Coincidence? I think not! I am literally writing about Shakespeare so much that I am wearing out keyboards.
Here’s a funny story that offers a glimpse into how I find some of the more unusual links I post here.
There’s a random Friends episode on in the background. They make a reference to a fictional character who’d performed in a Macbeth movie. They then pin it in time by saying, “They showed the trailer before Jackass.”
I find this weird 2003 version that is supposedly set in a surreal fantasy world where reality keeps changing.
Random browsing gets me interested in whatever happened to the Romeo and Juliet: The War movie that was supposed to be coming out.
It’s still in development so IMDB won’t let me see any details. I go googling and find this Variety article from 2015. There’s a comment on the bottom of that article from a guy named John Schnurr saying, “I just filmed this same plot, please don’t make this movie.”
<shrug> Sounds like a unique enough name. Found him! I look for Shakespeare credits (amid the pro-wrestling credits, strangely enough).
Sure enough, look what I found! I give you… Romeo 3000.
This looks *so* bad. I don’t mean the acting or the special effects. Got to love everybody rocking the Borg eyepiece, the oddly out of place steampunk villain, and Romeo with the Winter Soldier arm. Those are all straight out of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 (oooo, the irony of making things sound sci-fi by adding 3000 at the end….)
No, I’m talking about the painful “This sounds like Shakespeare” writing. In the trailer alone:
“This be the year 3000…”
“This be not the story of star-cross’d lovers…”
“Romeo be the last of his line.”
“Romeo, Romeo, where arst thou Romeo?”
I’ll give them this, it looks like they sure went for it with whatever budget they had. It’s actually a good trailer, with a nice quality video that shows it wasn’t shot on a potato. The fight scenes look like they could be fun. Everybody’s acting their damnedest. And there’s some money left over for special effects.
Keep an eye out for the full-length version and report back if you ever get to see it!
Are you familiar with the service IFTTT, short for “If This Then That”? I’ve been using it for years to automate large parts of my online life. You understand how the concept of a “push notification” works on your phone, right? Some event happens, and you are alerted to that fact. Maybe the football game is over and you want to know the score. Maybe you got a text from a person on a particular favorites list.
What IFTTT does is extracts that out to a web service so it’s not limited to your phone, and the possibilities are endless. You can say things like “When the weather service says it’s going to rain tomorrow, text me to remember my umbrella” or “Every time I connect or disconnect from the car bluetooth, add a row to a Google spreadsheet” (so I can track my commute times).
Where’s the Shakespeare, you ask? I’m getting to that part.