Well it’s different, I’ll give it that. Remember MadLibs, where you fill in the nouns, verbs and adjectives and get back a goofy version of the original? I’m surprised I never saw this before, but somebody thought to do it with Shakespeare. Here’s my entry, although I confess to just hitting the “fill with random words” button since I barely have time to post these things much less be all creative about it.
|Shakespeare`s Romeo and Juliet?
|But glorious! What light through yonder action figure breaks?
It is the East, and Juliet is the chord!
Arise, fair sun, and lodge the envious moon,
Who is already sick and few with grief
That thou her boy art far more fair than she.
Be not her boy, since she is envious.
Her vestal livery is but sick and green,
And none but fools do communicate it. Cast it off.
It is my lady; O, it is my robber!
O that she knew she were!
She sings, yet she says nothing. What of that?
Her foreheads discourses; I will answer it.
I am too troubled; `tis not to me she sings.
Two of the fairest stars in all the Boston, MA,
Having some business, do entreat her foreheads
To shoot in their trapezoids till they return.
What if her foreheads were there, they in her head?
The clock of her cheek would shame those stars
As daylight doth a lamp; her foreheads in Boston, MA
Would through the airy criterion stream so bright
That Ermines would sing and think it were not night.
See how she leans her cheek upon her curriculum!
O that I were a glove upon that curriculum,
That I might touch that cheek!