The Dick and Jane Hamlet is pretty cute, and worth a link. I’d never seen it before.
“See the man. What a funny man. His name is Hamlet. He is a prince.
He is sad. Why are you sad, Hamlet?”
On the way he passes a brook. In the brook he sees Ophelia. Ophelia is drowning.
“Where are you going?” asks Ophelia.
“I am going to find Uncle Claudius.”
“Glub, glub,” says Ophelia.