Hanging out at lunch yesterday, my manager is talking to our latest hire. The topic lately has been husbands getting in trouble with their wives, and I think this will be a funny story because my manager’s wife has told me that she reads the blog ;).
Anyway, our latest hire happens to be female, and chooses to argue the woman’s point of view by citing an example of how she and her fiance had a disagreement that could have turned into an argument, but instead they were able to work it out.
“Yeah, but you’re engaged!” manager tells her, “It’ll change once you’re married.”
“Hang on a sec,” I tell them, and bring out my phone.
*tappity tappity tap*
“Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.”