So I spotted a post on Reddit that was clearly in a language I did not know, but also obviously said Hamlet, so I had to check it out. Wasn’t sure if maybe it was a link to a video production I had not yet seen.
Found a wall of text. Thought maybe it was an academic article. So I grabbed the first paragraph and ran it through Google Translate, only to discover that it appears to be your typical summary of Hamlet. Only…wait a second…
The story takes place at the Elsinor Castle in Denmark. Prince Hamlet reveals his father’s spirit and learns the truth that his father has murdered his uncle Claudius, who soon married Hamlet’s mother after his father’s death. Hamlet, who longs for revenge on his father, pretends to be mad.
Ok, this new version of Hamlet sounds awesome. Hamlet reveals his father’s spirit, apparently he was keeping it hidden somewhere. Then we learn that it was indeed Hamlet’s father who killed Claudius! Awesome. Claudius, soon after he was murdered apparently, marries Hamlet’s mother. For pointing all of this out to him, Hamlet wants revenge on his father.
I have to get more of this. I start cutting and pasting more paragraphs:
Because he had no evidence, he organized a theater performance to find out the truth, of course, it was a show of murdering his brother.
Hamlet working out his issues, organizing a performance of him murdering his brother.
Hamlet went to his mother to explain to her how things were and unwittingly kills Poland, the Supreme Chamberlain.
Farewell, Poland. We shall not see your like again.
Claudius was called upon to fight against
A new player has entered the game! That’s hardly going to be a fair fight, one would think.