Choose Your Own Shakespeare

Does everybody remember “Choose your own adventure” books?  You’d come to a cliffhanger page that asks, “If you try to climb down into the ravine, turn to page 17 … If you think you can jump, turn to page 23…”   It was only a matter of time before you found every combination through the book, quickly spotting places where the lines converged (so that whether you went 15->17->25->26 or you went 15->23->24->25->26 you found yourself in the same spot).  But, still, a great example of how you can put some interactivity into a book.


The digital age gets to finally kick this up a notch with projects like Coliloquoy, which tracks the actual statistics of how people go through your book and reports those number back to the author.
Unfortunately the statistics provided for example don’t make a great case as to the usefulness – showing that in a coin-flip decision point, 52% of people pick one answer while 47% pick the other.  Depending on the size of your audience, that’s barely statistically significant.  What they need to do is look at post-read analysis and say things like “Of the people who took the A->B->D….” path, only 12% went back to read it again, but users who took the A->B->Q->C… path go back and re-read 50% of the time.”  Maybe at the end (I’m not sure if they already do this), have some sort of quick “How did you like the book?” question so you can judge your results.  After all, you can go back and read the book because you loved it, or because you hated it. So counting re-reads doesn’t tell you all you need to know.
Anyway, what’s this got to do with Shakespeare?
Well, Choose Your Own Shakespeare exists in live form (link via Bardblog).  This looks to be a structured improv sort of thing — instead of yelling out an idea, you get a choice of a couple of ideas, and the most votes wins.  Probably a lot easier on the actors :).
But I’d rather talk about the text.  Imagine that you want to tell your favorite Shakespeare story.  How would you go about turning it into a choose your own adventure?  What sort of choices does Hamlet have to make, and how would they take the story in a different direction?  Could you make a bigger statement about the nature of tragedy such that all paths through the story still end up back at the same final act?
This has almost certainly been done, I just can’t find any texts to point at.
What if you made such a story in this new Coliloquoy format, where we could get back statistics on how people chose to read the story?  I wonder where people would focus their attention, which scenes they’d skip and which they’d revisit?
Personally I’d like to see a path through the story that involves Hamlet dealing with Ophelia in a different way.  I understand it, I just find it one of the most unforgiving things that Hamlet does.
In my younger days (when I had more time for such things), these are the kinds of projects I’d daydream about.  A publishing engine that allowed me to craft endless paths through a story.  I’m not talking about a bunch of coinflip choices that ultimately do little but add a couple dozen pages to the story and leave only a few endings, but really exploring the universe by looking at every major decision point and asking “What if it went the other way?”  It’s near impossible to do justice when you’re talking about Shakespeare as your source, because as soon as you go off text everybody knows it and can not truly take an unbiased trip through your story.  But it doesn’t hurt to dream.

Theme Song Shakespeare : Welcome Back, Daughter!

A little something from Bill at Shakespeare Teacher!  Thanks Bill!

Welcome Back, Daughter

(King Lear, to the tune of “Welcome Back, Kotter”)

Welcome back,
Your love was one time in doubt.

Welcome back,
To that same old place where I kicked you out.

Well your sisters have changed since you hung around,
And my kingdom is lost, though I still am crowned.

Who’d have thought they’d kill you (Who’d have thought they’d kill you.)
Here within this milieu (Here within this milieu.)

Yeah, I think you’re still alive, ’cause my senses took a dive, welcome back,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

Anybody can play!  Send along your theme song mashups!

Directors! What Do You Cut, And Why?

I know I’ve got a bunch of directors in the audience.  Here’s a question I’ve never asked before, and I have no frame of reference for answering:

What’s the single largest piece of text you’ve cut from a production, and why did you pick it?

I’m specifically curious about how big a passage can get, while still being something that a director will say “Nope!  Don’t need that!”  Excising 50 lines throughout the play is very different than getting rid of a single speech of 50 lines, I’d assume.

Giving lines to another character doesn’t count.  This is about bits where you made the choice to leave some stuff on the floor.

Theme Song Shakespeare : Prospero’s Island

My turn! I can play too! Theme Song Shakespeare continues!

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a play,
A play about a fateful trip
That started from the port of Milan
Aboard a tiny ship.

There sat the sorceror Prospero,
His daughter at his side.
His enemies sent them out to sea
And left them there to die (left them there to die….)

The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed,
If not for the loyalty of Gonzalo
His books would all be lost, his magic would be lost.

Now Prospero made his home on this uncharted magic isle
With Ariel,
And Caliban,
Who made his move, now he’s a slave.
They’re all alone –
But not so fast, what’s that ship out there?
Here comes King Alonso.

So this is the tale of Propero,
Setting traps for his enemies.
He’ll almost have revenge at last
Until his daughter begs mercy.

Miranda and now Ferdinand
(Who, come on now, she just met!)
Will make her dad at last accept
That now they want to wed.

Hey wait don’t forget about Caliban,
He’s hatched another plan.
Now Stefano plans to run the show
With Prospero’s books in hand.

So have no fear it all works out,
No tragedy, no one dies.
There’s guaranteed a happy ending
Here on Prospero’s Isle!

Theme Song Shakespeare : Golden Danes

Knock, knock!

  Who’s there?

Bardfilm doing real work!

  Bardfilm doing real work who?

You’re right, that really doesn’t sound like him, does it? Here’s another theme song mashup to knock “Gangnam Style” out of your brain…

Setting the scene . . . Hamlet lies, dying in a pool of his own poisoned blood.  Horatio approaches . . . the music swells . . . and  

[Hamlet sings] 

Thank you for being a friend.
Grappled you to my soul–now and then.
Hor-a-tio, you’re a pal and a confidant.

And if you threw a fencing match
Invited both the king and the queen
You might think
They’d put some poison in your drink,
But the cup was meant for me.

[Horatio interrupts] 

Thank you for being a friend.
Travelled to Wittenberg and back again.
Funeral-baked meats furnished forth a meal or two. 

And if you saw a ghostie
That scared you into taking revenge–
Or if you say,
“Let’s do a play-within-the-play,”
I would saw the air and say,

“Thank you for being a friend.”
    “The rest is silence”
“Thank you for being a friend.”
    “Horatio, I die now.”
“Thank you for being a friend.”
    “May flights of angels . . .”

[Together]

 “. . . thank you for being a friend.”

I can’t get enough of these.  I’ve got one of my own queued up but I can’t seem to find the time to finish it off, Bardfilm keeps knocking these out so fast!  If you want to join the fun, send in your theme song mashups!